Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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