The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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