i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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