ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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