I'm really into asian looking animals
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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