don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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