Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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