it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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