grandma shit on top of the toilet
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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