Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Randomize
