no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The power of my boobs compel you
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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