And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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