READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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