Your dad touched me again.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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