Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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