We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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