Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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