But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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