Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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