Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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