i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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