Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
