i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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