brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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