You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
