Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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