I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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