all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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