Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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