he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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