I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
