What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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