Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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