Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you would pick up someone in the library
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Randomize
