You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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