sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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