you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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