i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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