Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
