Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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