i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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