ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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