You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed