All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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