Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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