Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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