Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
