if you like me you must not know who I am
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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