I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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