Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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