people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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