no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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