i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I think I sprained my soul last night
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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