your parents love me but you hate me
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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