Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I will be naked everywhere
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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